You are not one of the guys...
Czech me out eating this cock
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
Young meat is cougar feast
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
She calls it dedication
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
A date with a damn fine ass
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
She's in hypersexual drive
Pretty, but extremely dirty
She takes heavy duty usage
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
It's time to swipe the v card, bro